Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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