Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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