I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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