I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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