if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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