I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Duck Duck Cougar?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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