I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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