I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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