I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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