i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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