I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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