I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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