i think i have two assholes
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The uberlube is also flammable
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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