Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I had to cum in my sink.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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