Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize