i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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