Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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