is your mom at the bar?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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