doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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