gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Two words: blizzard sex
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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