she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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