i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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