hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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