My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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