The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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