apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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