Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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