No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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