i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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