we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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