Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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