belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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