I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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