Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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