More tranny stories later!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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