He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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