You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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