Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
only if we run a train.
done.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I have peed in a lot of sinks
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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