real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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