And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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