i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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