Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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