Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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