My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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