nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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