We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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