wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
my liver is dry heaving
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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