How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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