the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
