marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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