and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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