i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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