Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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