worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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